Today I Learned That:
1) An overweight woman who lives among beautiful, skinny women will inevitably end up a nasty, mean-spirited asshole, explicitly because they are pretty and she is not.
2) A woman's self-esteem and temperament is inextricably tied in to her physical appearance
3) A woman will sell her soul and endure horrible pain for beauty, and a handsome prince, because
4) Love and physical appearances are ALL THAT MATTER to a woman.
Thanks for the enlightenment, Willingham!